99 Work Status Quotes for Whatsapp, Facebook

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All I ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.


All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Even if you don’t have the answer, you certainly have to admire the problem.

I wasn’t sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistence.

I’m doing a little thing called work. You should try it sometime.

I’m working right now… but next time I decide to procrastinate, I’ll get back to you.

If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, what does a empty desk mean?

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

Not available, working… At least that’s what my boss thinks.

Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.

The boss is behind me, so don’t IM me unless you have a compliment about me.

Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.

Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.

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All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday.

I don’t care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all! Never any less than 12%!

I have this thing called a job…

I keep thinking about quiting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is.

I’m at that place that they call “work.” I guess I’m supposed to be “working” while I’m here.

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Me, asleep on the job? No, I’m just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands.

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!

Work, it ain’t easy, and it ain’t fun, but it’s a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.

All work and no play means that I am making lots and lots of money.

Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong ten times gives you job security.

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

I fell asleep while doing work. If your my boss that’s code for I’m working so hard that my head hurts.

I owe, I owe, so it’s off to work I go.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Sorry, but I am at an evil place where they are holding my paycheck hostage and I won’t receive it unless I do what they tell me to do.

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Work Status In Hindi

उस व्यक्ति ने अमरत्त्व प्राप्त कर लिया है, जो किसी  सांसारिक वस्तु से व्याकुल नहीं होता.

 कभी मत सोचिये कि आत्मा के लिए कुछ असंभव है. ऐसा सोचना सबसे बड़ा विधर्म है. अगर कोई पाप है, तो वो यही है; ये कहना कि तुम निर्बल हो या अन्य निर्बल हैं.

उस व्यक्ति ने अमरत्त्व प्राप्त कर लिया है, जो किसी  सांसारिक वस्तु से व्याकुल नहीं होता.

एक शब्द में, यह आदर्श है कि तुम परमात्मा हो.

अगर धन दूसरों की भलाई करने में मदद करे, तो इसका कुछ मूल्य है, अन्यथा, ये सिर्फ बुराई का एक ढेर है, और इससे जितना जल्दी छुटकारा मिल जाये उतना बेहतर है.

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A procrastinator’s work is never finished.

According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.

All work and no play makes (YOUR NAME) a dull boy/girl.

All work and no play means that I am making lots and lots of money.

Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

Hi ho, hi ho.. off to work I go.

Hopefully all this hard work will pay off one day.

I am working hard… or am I hardly working?

I am working, which is something that you should be doing.

I owe, I owe, so it’s off to work I go.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

The only reason I go to work is for the money.

These people at work are giving me work! Can you believe this?

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Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.

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