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Tell me get my shit togetha, now i got my shit togetha, now i made it thru the weather, better days are gonna get better


Single means you’re only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

Oh well looks like mr jack dainels will be my date along with mr sambuca who will get me drunk and mr red bull will fly me home safely

In NEED of a F..bad.. buddy πŸ˜‰

I’m not picky, I just have standards

Hi Hun I’m home ……..damn !! forgot i was single

Everyone always says “You need to get a boyfriend! It’s great having a boyfriend!” then I say “Its even better not suffering heart break”. Single ladies rock πŸ˜‰

Enjoys the single life, but like a car, could do with a good service… or at least an m.o.t, just to check all my parts are working right, lol.

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with<3 

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{NAME} is so thankful for all my friends who are “in a relationship.’ Yeah, reminds me of how thankful I am to God that I am “Single”

thinks being single is like having a McDonalds – I’m Lovin’ It πŸ™‚

needs to get away from here for a while. Don’t care where, just need to get away to sort myself, my life, and my head out..

has standards when it comes to dating…and wonders why so many put on a pretense until the day to meet comes…then all you see is a idiot in front of you?!

feels like walking up to someone and kissing them just for the hell of it.

Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove to others and yourself that you can still stand

Ok let me get this straight, you are relying on me being a gentlemen .. lmao you idiot!!

OK Christmas time is here now where is the hot guy and the mistletoe πŸ˜€

No one can tell me what to do, how to do it, or when to do it. I’m single, I can do what the hell I like now and it’s great

I’m single but if you would like to change that like this status. πŸ™‚

Has already met Mr player, Mr bullshit, Mr fxckabout, Mr jealous, Mr slag & Mr stress so where’s Mr Right? (:

*ahem* May I have your attention please? I have an announcement to make. I am single&looking! I repeat I am single&looking! Thank you that is all!

was thinking about bringing sexy back…but I can’t find the receipt…damn…I was gonna exchange it at Wal-mart for the new book…Being Single for Dummies…

The more pricks i date the closer i come to meeting my Mr.right(: they is out there some where.they just took a wrong turn. they’ll get here some day. I’ll wait.

Smart, yes, sometimes cute, but never sexy.Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality. “Sex and the City”

Just because my status says I’m single, does NOT mean I’m looking! My eyes will remain closed until that special someone is brave enough to try to open them!~

I’m single. You’re single. You like me. I like you. Am I missing something?

I throw my condoms in the air sometimes saying THEERRRE NOO USSEEE! I’ll never get laid!

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I never get jealous when I see my ex with another girl. I was taught to give my used toys to the less fortunate! Have fun I, got rid of them for a reason!

Hates it when people say ‘there’s someone for everyone’. so where the F..bad.. is they.I HATE BEING SINGLE

Has had enough of the single life and is now taking applications for a boyfriend please send all enquiries to my in box xx

Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free.

Dear Santa, i have been a good girl all year all i ask for in return is a tall dark handsome maybe odd tattoo,single,funny,can drive and good job thank u Santa

Always hears “ur cute” and “ur so sweet” so what i’m good enough to be your friend but nothing more? be honest for once and tell me whats wrong w/ me..

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When I’m single all I see are happy couples!!! and when I’m in a relationship all I see are happy singles!!! The grass is always greener on the other side!!

When I’m single all I see are happy couples!!!

I’m only single because out of all the men out there I just haven’t met one brave enough to take me on or who can handle me, but you are welcome to try.

I’m not single. . . I’m riding solo and loving it!

I may be single and I may not have a million comments on my profile and pictures but at least I have fun and don’t have to worry about hiding who I really am (:

I don’t consider myself.. ‘SINGLE & ALONE’ I consider myself ‘ INDEPENDENT & AVAILABLE’.. =] , so if your “SINGLE” i am “AVAILABLE” πŸ˜‰ xxx

Hubby n wife die n arrived in heaven. Wife says ” Here we r 2gether again. ” Hubby says “F… dat shit! The deal was til death do us part. ! Bitch I’m single!

Being single is not always a curse. Sometimes it is a blessing because you don’t have to worry about being disappointed.

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loves being single because you can flirt with anyone you god damn please πŸ˜‰

What’s worse then being single? Having someone in mind to change that status. And that person doesn’t feel the same, or is too far away to do anything about it

Tempt me. I dare you!

Met Mr. wrong, Mr. jerk, Mr. cheater, Mr. liar, Mr. horn-dog. Where’s my Mr. right? Have you seen (him/her)?

Life’s a bitch then you die or marry one…hm it both is death one way or another just one is less painful!!!

I’m feeling like a star, you can’t stop my shine, I’m loving cloud nine, my head’s in the sky, I’m feeling good tonight, finally doing me and it feels so right.

I wish Facebook would change “Single” to “Riding Solo.” It would sound much cooler

I don’t consider myself.. ‘SINGLE & ALONE’ I consider myself ‘ INDEPENDENT & AVAILABLE’.. =]

I am gonna complain about guys til one steps up and thinks they can handle me. Til then, they’re all weak!

Has changed their relationship status from “single” to “staying single”!!Dear Santa, please leave a tall, dark, handsome man under my tree this Christmas

totally single, totally free, totally happy, TOTALLY SATISFIED ..

loves it when ppl find out they’s single n say sorry like they r offering condolences at a funeral. Being single isn’t a disease, sometimes its the cure !!!

Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. – Sex in the City

Some people are settling down, some people are just plain settling but I refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.

Looking for that boy who deserves the key to my heart

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I’m single because i am saving myself for someone who deserves me.

I know for damn sure what love is… cause bet your ass the last mother F..bad..er showed me EVERYTHING IT’S NOT! *Ridin Solo*

I just wish one guy could prove me wrong and be different from all the rest. But that’s as impossible as nailing jello to a tree <3

I have a empty hand for someone to hold. I have an empty heart for someone to fill.I have an empty spot for someone to take. -Devon Foley

Guys are like parking spots… all the good ones are taken, but all the free ones are handicapped.

Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.

Being single isn’t all that bad. You eat when you want…sleep when you want…go where you want when you want. What more could you want?!? Oh, yeah…that!

Being single doesn’t mean nobody wanted you. It means you’re only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

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