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Better to be a geek than an idiot.
Travel to life is like css to html .
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.
They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
Those who can’t write programs, write help files.
Is anyone going to put anything funny on here
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Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size
do u ever feel like screaming ‘fuck you’ to some people but you can’t so you just keep the anger inside and complain on your twitter?
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User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.
“You tweet a lot” … “Bitch, it’s TWITTER.”
When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.
If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual…
GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)
I remember my first day on twitter..I was like, “What the fuck is this shit?”
The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses
Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.
Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me
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The more I C, the less I see.
Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.
Don’t try to typecast me.. its not possible!!
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
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Our society will never go entirely paperless. There’s always the bathroom.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic
I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly
A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.
I dropped my laptop off the boat. It’s a Dell, rolling in the deep.
11:10…”One More Minute!!!” *Gets Distracted* 11:12… “SERIOUSLY!?!”
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!
No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.
Dear websites asking for my age, I’m going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?? -_-