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it’s Very easy to sacrifice for a girl , but it’s difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing
Why’s NASA never sent a woman to the Moon? Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet.
When your single, you see all the happy couples, when your in a relationship, you see the happy single’s
When guys get jealous, it’s actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start!
Today I came across a book that said: ‘All the things men know about woman’, it was blank inside.
Is that your ex? No, that’s the biggest mistake of my life.
I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T…
I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘To do list’ 😉
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
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Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass 😀
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Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly…
When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you.. NO EXCUSES.
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, there’s a reason 🙂
Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.
Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend – ‘You Are Right’
The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time!
Never underestimate the power of a woman.
Guys: When she’s not yours, you’ll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
Girls biggest lie: I’m OK.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthday’s 🙂
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Best line which help you save money when going on restaurents with your girlfriend – So what’s you gonna eat Fatty ??
one day you’ll realize…all the love that i gave to you…is now being given to someone else
a man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
When girls get jealous, it’s normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find things out.
If a girl is shopping she’s trendy, if boy is shopping he’s wasting money.
I’m a boy. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
Guys, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that’s when you should be worried.
Girls, being beautiful doesn’t make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful!
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.
A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare…It all depends on how you treat her!
3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects.